November does rains a lot doesnt she ? And thats exactly why i love her soooo much that i wish to have my semen lurking up her belly. What the fuck am i blabbering about anyways ?
Fucked.
Thats the only description i find suitable for all the Fuckages * that have been happening to me lately.
Chronologically putting it :
1. My PC decided to date Ms. Thunder (real name undisclosed because of the sensitivity of the subject) & i guess yea, they went too deep (Geeeeez, young people nowadays..) & a couple of days later - a cute little infant by the name of Streamyx was born & unfortunately, didnt manage to make it long enough to be called a 'grown-up'. Moral of the story : Dont fuckin on your PC when its raining, you fuckheads.. What ? you dont find any morals ? Go fuck yerself then..
2. Called Streamyx to fix the shit & it took them 3 days to rectify the matter. Oh well still can be consiered lucky comparing to my previous experiences with those TM Nut guys..
A happy ending it seems eh ?
Yesterday though, as i was pressing my finger against the boobs err i mean the switch of the PC i found my smart self prematurely ejaculated because i cant seem to get the PC turned on - regardless of the foreplays i opted for..
Unfortunate ?
Fortunately it was INdeed unfortunate coz i got my hopes up by switching to a new partner; my parent's PC. Since they were away for a couple of days & guess what ? The lands of the free of the PC were already invaded by filthily vulgar & profanely nasty son of Virus's bitches & they roam free without a single attempt of halt by the helpless bytes of the PC.
Sooo nasty they killed off my attempts of new installations, raped all attempt to view hidden files & robbed any caravan of Avast! anti-virus passing through.
The only way out of the quagmire, so it seems, is to opt for the veto power that is only possessed by the force of FORMATION.
Fucked.
Thats the only description i find suitable for all the Fuckages * that have been happening to me lately.
Chronologically putting it :
1. My PC decided to date Ms. Thunder (real name undisclosed because of the sensitivity of the subject) & i guess yea, they went too deep (Geeeeez, young people nowadays..) & a couple of days later - a cute little infant by the name of Streamyx was born & unfortunately, didnt manage to make it long enough to be called a 'grown-up'. Moral of the story : Dont fuckin on your PC when its raining, you fuckheads.. What ? you dont find any morals ? Go fuck yerself then..
2. Called Streamyx to fix the shit & it took them 3 days to rectify the matter. Oh well still can be consiered lucky comparing to my previous experiences with those TM Nut guys..
A happy ending it seems eh ?
Yesterday though, as i was pressing my finger against the boobs err i mean the switch of the PC i found my smart self prematurely ejaculated because i cant seem to get the PC turned on - regardless of the foreplays i opted for..
Unfortunate ?
Fortunately it was INdeed unfortunate coz i got my hopes up by switching to a new partner; my parent's PC. Since they were away for a couple of days & guess what ? The lands of the free of the PC were already invaded by filthily vulgar & profanely nasty son of Virus's bitches & they roam free without a single attempt of halt by the helpless bytes of the PC.
Sooo nasty they killed off my attempts of new installations, raped all attempt to view hidden files & robbed any caravan of Avast! anti-virus passing through.
The only way out of the quagmire, so it seems, is to opt for the veto power that is only possessed by the force of FORMATION.
1 comment:
I like sick ways to express depression & frustration. Believe it or not,the wrath is waayyy too kewl!
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