"Don't hurt women for they are frail, weak creature. Please stay off my girlfriend. I love her so much"
That came out unexpected.
Oh, hi, its nice to see you too. Grumbled I, albeit to myself. Regained my composure. My breath controlled and calculated while my mind hectic, trying to connect the dots that were so suddenly thrown in my path.
WHAT THE FUCK ?
Me ? Harassing somebody else's girlfriend ? Well, that's good to fucken' know. Oh, fuck you anyways. Then please tell your girlfriend to not breath so close down my neck, literally. And while you're at it a leash wouldn't sound inhumane too.
So stay off me snowflake, for I am THE Evil itself, reincarnated.