Friday, September 26, 2008

The World Should Put On A Brasierre

Am by nature, Vengeful. I notice that I'll go extra miles merely to prove you wrong and I too notice that if I don't get the portion that I thought I deserve, I'll just abandon the whole deal, just to leave bits of remorse in the hearts of the parties involved.

I think that I am far more intelligent than the others, the ground not being level, notwithstanding. Shit, come to think of it, I think I am far capable than numbers of my superior, still, being stuck under the these stupid corporate ladders, notwithstanding, kalau tak buat apa aku panggil dorang superior aku, Bodoh !

I think I am generally nice to all creatures and I can be appreciated by humans from all walks of life, until the day you get promoted to some celestial being namely, 'Arch Adversary' or 'Bitter Foe' - because when that happens, you could be dying with worms swarming in and outside your tummy and I would not just stand there, light a cig and laugh - enjoying the moment, so to speak, NO. You know what I'll do ? I'll instigate the worms to feed on your flesh, and I'll advice them to do it so slowly that you could actually enjoy the most overlooked scientific angle, that worms do have teeth ! - Yes, that much of a revelation, just moments before you meet your Creator. Nice kan ? Yes, you're welcomed. No, don't mention.

An Obnoxious, horny, Overlord who thinks that the world is oval-shaped - nice to nibble here and there, nice to see, nice to hold - until he discovers the fact that he is actually walking on a Silicon Valley - but who cares anyways, he keeps on walking with those two fingers that stuck up in the middle. Probably until the day they're down.

And fuck you - till then..

P/S: Ok, I dont really sign no autographs, but IF you insist, take of,f not your pants, but your skull, I'll have signed on your brain, so that you'll have me on your mind. Just to make it more memorable..

Sunday, September 21, 2008

New Shits, The Old Reeking Schmell.

Been toying with HTML/XML hyper stuck-up languages and this, as you witness is the result. Which, shhh, shut your trap up. Yes, yes, minimal. No changes ? aside from some URL pasting ? Well fuck you then. Coz that's YOUR problem, not mine.

Moving on, OK I decide to move on.

Laters Sk8ers.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

10 Different Ocassions & 1 Single Outcome.

Some people, they're just funny like that. 10 fingers, extended by the duality of arms, pointed, piously I'd like to suppose, to the ones they loath, while they were getting fingered by 10 different individuals, which by nature and right, should have accumulated, by luck, 20 indexes, thumbs and pinkies. And maybe more. Opps I digress, my point being, you sit pretty on top of the throne of the Haves, so the grounds of the Have-nots are by default your off-limit.

And really, the days of mirrors' functionality are long gone. I mean besides lipstick and mascaras, there are some really intriguing functions of the mirror too you know..

Ok I was just being emotional. These imbecils are not even worth a mention, let alone two in my highly Exalted Pieces of Thoughts. I mean you can keep barking at any tree, and that doesnt make you any houlier than thou. You're still a dog, a mad delirious bitch, by extension.

8 scattered pieces of my heart are now once again intact. No, you dunno what am talking about ? Find a piece of Rolodex - Fuck yourself.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Thanx, Ar.Az.

A flower so pretty trapped behind the broken vase
Driven miles just for an inch stretch of smile on my face

We both walked the same path leading to 2 different directions
How u turn my path of calamity into a Lavender's Garden -
Thats way way beyond my Exalted, but flawed Comprehension.

Thanx for the long enough embrace to accept me
Through the thicks of the midst and the thins of the wars that I flee.

And for allowing me to cry - When I do
The deliriousness of the murmus that I spew

There u were, braving a smile despite your own heavy baggages
At the sight of me struggling upon my wounds & bandages

And for that, I couldnt thank you enough, and for this..
A thank you would sound more exaggerating rather than suffice.

Thanx Luv.

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Co'et Menduduki UPSR Hari Ini

Zahir head to his battle today. Lucks, Adik & Godspeed. We luv ya.

Saturday, September 06, 2008

The Odds Were Against You In The First Place (Not Related)
Current Read: Past Mortem by Ben Elton

I was dreaming.. I was in a foreign land, New Zealand. Pelik, as it was too; - INteresting. There, I dreamt I was buying all those miniature toys and some miniature action figures, those that you could get from those kinds of kiosk nowadays.

I've been longing to jalan-jalan loads nowadays, am still clinging fast to the beluness of Redang's bitch, err, I mean beach.