Cameron 2010 - Never Gets Old.

Reasons To Be Happy.

1. Officially hit the 100th Kilometers marks. (101 actually) for July run run session. And she's not even finished yet.

2. Off to Cameron (again ?!!!) in a bit.

Yay !!!! x 10

Notes: Save the last hurrah, not that puitis over my hujah.

Adolf Hitler

I have. ALWAYS. Admired Adolf Hitler, albeit in silence. Growing up, begrudging the man was socially 'correct'.

But deep within the abyss of my heart, betrayed a little curiosity - A man with such charisma. A man as charismatic and as oratorically blessed such as him couldn't be the bad guy. Yes were they myopic and young on my part.

But men, such as him & Osama (yes I am a staunch supporter) will always be crucified. Such is the price you chose to pay for your choice of direct confrontation against the West in general and the Jews, specifically.

I digressed. But men such as Hitler couldn't be the bad guy. Yes, I just have this soft spot for those with enviable oratory skills. But I'm just glad that my little betraying suspicions and curiosities weren't just mere wishful thinking on my part. Adolf Hitler ADMIRED Islam and he hated the prolonged internal strife between factions of Islamic ideologies. For this will surely weaken Islam one day - and so was he proven.

Some excerpts here and there:

"Atas rasa kagum beliau pada Tamadun Islam, beliau telah mencetak risalah berkaitan Islam dan diedarkan kepada tentera Nazi semasa perang, walaupun kepada tentera yang bukan Islam."

"Beliau juga telah meberi peluang kepada tentera German yang beragama Islam untuk menunaikan solat ketika masuk waktu di mana jua...bahkan tentera German pernah bersolat di dataran Berlin dan Hitler ketika itu menunggu sehingga mereka tamat solat jemaah untuk menyampaikan ucapan beliau..."

"Beliau juga meminta para Sheikh untuk mendampingi tentera beliau bagi mendoakan mereka yang bukan Islam dan memberi semangat kepada yang beragama Islam.."

What a shed of different lights. I'm schmiling. Schmile. Mind relieving. Cling I may to the past, to the Future I hold fast. Heh & I just rhymed. I dunno why but I find it to be a mighty relief. Feels like the age of Sacred Islamic Caliphate is within sights. Within a grasp. Seriously I dunno why. But thank You God.

What a different world it'd be if you're the owner of the quilt that wrote history.

Israel (May Godly Wrath befalls upon you) has been using Holocaust at their convenience. A weapon in their countless justification of their offensive Self Defense. Thus Adolf's adoption of wiping them off the map modus operandi somehow seemed noble and draws endless satisfied relieve off my chest.

I couldn't help but schmile, again and again.

Tips for a Better Life
Nota Kaki: Never gets old..

1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
3. Sleep for 7 hours.
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Play more games.
6. Read more books than you did in 2007 (erm, how about '09 ?).
7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
11. Drink plenty of water.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
14. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
15. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
16. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
17. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
18. Smile and laugh more.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Don't compare your partner with others.
24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
25. Forgive everyone for everything.
26.. What other people think of you is none of your business.
27. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
28. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
29. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
30. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
31. The best is yet to come.
32. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
33. Do the right thing!
34. Call your family often.
35. Your inner most is always happy. So be happy.
36. Each day give something good to others.
37. Don't over do. Keep your limits.

In case you're wondering the wonders of the wonderful author (read: Me, me, me & no one else) - its a reentry of a post dated way back in 2008. And it was a stolen one. But is somehow now rightfully mine. Albeit with much litigation and legal proceedings that I've gone through - in my mind, mind you.

But enjoy. And be thankful that I've decided to descent from my throne and bless you with a little gift from the upper floors - courtesy of your Benevolent Emperor.

The ROFL Post.

Haha. This is weird. To think that I'd say this. I miss Zahir while he isn't around. And its not like we spend most of our time eating ice creams together while staring into each others' eyes so brotherly & lovingly. We shut our doors and dwell into our own businesses once we got back from our killing routines everyday.

But now that the little guy isn't here, off to some Masjid camp with his classmates. I feel a little lonely. See, he's been talking about the camp thinggy for the past few days according to my mom when I phoned her just now and I DIDN'T KNOW. Just to demonstrate how close we are in our daily dealings. And Mak also told me that that lazy bum even get up early to WASH HIS OWN CLOTHES.

OK, the above is purposely left blank to give ways to my 'rolling on the floor laughing' moment. And I'll leave it to your sick creativity to visualize the graphic content.

The lazy bum barely washed his berak properly. And he get up early to wash, rinse and dry his clothes. We should really conduct a Kenduri Pulut Kuning. lol.

*rolling on the floor laughing again*

My Short-Lived F-788dx Love Story

I just bought a Scientific calculator that I couldn't use. And its just the start of the sem. No, this is not bad omen. Is what am telling to myself. But seriously, being the Imperfect Perfectionist that I am, am I seriously sighing my ass off.

I was so eager to review the chapters so that I may feel at least comfortable once the speedy explanations start to hit. Mind you, us part timers don't have the luxury to take it slow since the lecturers have only about 5 physical meetings to finish all the chapters that take around 130 days for normal students to finish up.

So you could imagine the speed of their lips hitting each other to cover around 2-4 topics per class. And I advise you to stop short at imagining that, because if you were to visualize the rapidness of the wrinkles that form on top of our heads - you'd die dehydrated.

How in the darkest alley of twisted logic that you'd get the following:

14 x 6 = 114.

And I have actually began to think that was the answer till the note book decided to lend me a few slaps of reality. Lucky me it was an exercise where the answers were given.

And to makes matters Meredith-Grey lovely, I'm almost sure that the receipt is already on its way to oblivion. Knowing dear Mater, crumpling pieces of anonymous paper would always find their way through the unforgiving garbage cans.

Hence I can proudly proclaim that I've just stepped into charity mode by donating my hard-earned RM 40 ++ to the smarmy smirking faces of No-This-Isn't-Capitalist Tesco.

What a bitch. Canon bodoh. F-788dx babi.

"Dwelling On It Will Only Make The Night Worse.."

Its heartbreaking to admit that United is not likely gonna sign anyone of major impact especially in the midfield area where creativity has been a luxury demand rather than a necessity.

I missed the United old days where Scholes would pull the strings from the middle area so majestically and Keano would put muscles and gritty fights into the game - back when Old Trafford was still a fiery sacred ground that slays anyone who dared see her eye to eye.

Heard of a certain Wesley Sneijder heading his way to Old Trafford. I'm still gonna keep my fingers crossed but my hopes up though - for the time being.